Solar System jokes
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Jupiter
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
Uranus is huge.
Uranus floats around in space.
Uranus is a gas giant.
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
Uranus is up in the sky today.
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Sun.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.