How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Sun.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
