Solar System jokes

Jupiter

The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.

Uranus is blue from lack of service.

Uranus is huge.

Uranus floats around in space.

Uranus is a gas giant.

lolxdrawr

I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)

Lol

What is an alien's favourite chocolate?

A Mars bar.

How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.

Uranus is up in the sky today.

Steve the janitor

I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.

Uranus is a gassy planet.

Non of ur business

What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?

A Milky Way 😱

Jake

How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?

By the rings around it.

Sun.

Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

Jokes that suck

I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!

DREAMER

The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.

My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.