Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
You can’t land on Uranus XD
I like Uranus.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Henry is in Uranus.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
