Solar System jokes

Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.

I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.

What planet has a butt? Uranus!

You can’t land on Uranus XD

I like Uranus.

Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.

If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?

What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.

For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.

Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?

Henry is in Uranus.

Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

73 Earths can fit in Uranus.

Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.

Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"

Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."

What did Mars say to Saturn?

"Give me one of your rings!" 😄

Teacher: What’s the closest planet?

Kids yell: Sun.

Except for one.

Other kid: Uranus.

Teacher: Uranus?

Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.

What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.

What snack do aliens like?

Mars Bars.

Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?

Because it looks like a g-nome.