Solar System jokes

Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.

I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.

Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.

I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.

What planet has a butt? Uranus!

You can’t land on Uranus XD

I like Uranus.

Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.

If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?

What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.

For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.

Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?

Henry is in Uranus.

Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

73 Earths can fit in Uranus.

Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.

Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"

Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."

What did Mars say to Saturn?

"Give me one of your rings!" 😄

Teacher: What’s the closest planet?

Kids yell: Sun.

Except for one.

Other kid: Uranus.

Teacher: Uranus?

Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.

What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.

What snack do aliens like?

Mars Bars.