You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
