Society jokes
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.