Society jokes
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.