Society

Society jokes

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.

What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?

A snake has a home to go to underground.

Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple can trace back its family tree.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?

People actually want stuff in a supermarket.

What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?

Someone: Ugly?

Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.

Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?