What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
Women.
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.
We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
