Society jokes
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?