Society jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.