Society jokes
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
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How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.