Social media

Social media jokes

Child

Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.

Entity

"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"

"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."

"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."

Watersharky

Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.

TikTok

Why is Sally on TikTok?

Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.

Memes

Nazi

Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.

Booty

Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?

It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.

Meme

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

Mom

Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate the internet?

Because on the internet, people have families.

Rick Roll

Who can relate?

NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share

Microphone

Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.

I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...

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