Social media jokes
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
Like if you don't have a dad.
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
Like if you are a simp.
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
LEZZZZZZ GOOOOO! 69 FOLLOWERS!
Give me followers instantly!
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
Go to community, I'm bored.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Voicemailing.