Social media jokes
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
LEZZZZZZ GOOOOO! 69 FOLLOWERS!
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
OMG TYSM FOR HELPING ME REACH 30 FOLLOWERS!
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Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
Guys, look at the comments, omg!
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
Comment if I'm ugly.
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.