Social media jokes

I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?

And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).

I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].

Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.

I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.

if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."

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9/11

This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!

Like if you wanna have sex.

What is Instagram called in USA?

Instaounce.

Like This For Good Luck!

Like if you are emo.

Like if you are gay.

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.

Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.

Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?

Like this if you like me.

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.

Why don't orphans play Minecraft?

Because Technoblade is on the platform.