Social media jokes

"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"

"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."

"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."

Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."

I wish I could follow you, though.

But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(

I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.

Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)

Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.

Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.

I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?

And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).

I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].

Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.

I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.

if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."

If you like funny comments, click the comment section.

9/11

This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!

Like if you wanna have sex.

What is Instagram called in USA?

Instaounce.

Like This For Good Luck!

Like if you are emo.

Like if you are gay.