Social media

Social Media Jokes

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!

Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

Friend: How's it going?

Me: Good, things are good!

Parent: How are you?

Me: Oh, I'm fine!

Twitter: Compose new tweet?

Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.

I wish I could follow you, though.

But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(

I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?

And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!