I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Anyone up for some Fortnite?
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
