Social Activity jokes

I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.

What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.

One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.

Anyone up for some Fortnite?

What did one candle say to the other?

"Want to go out tonight?"

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family picture.

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

Hello.

Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.