Social Activity jokes

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.

What did one candle say to the other?

"Want to go out tonight?"

One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

Anyone up for some Fortnite?

Hello.

Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family picture.

When people make accounts about you and a category.

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

Friend: How's it going?

Me: Good, things are good!

Parent: How are you?

Me: Oh, I'm fine!

Twitter: Compose new tweet?

Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.

I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.

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