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Smash or pass this dude (notice the way his back is bent up and the way his tongue articulates to the shroom)

DaRey1Cray

Smash or pass this dude (notice the way his back is bent up and the way his tongue articulates to the shroom)

hard pass

I pass because i dont want the poisonous particulates to poison me

United Kingdom UK

That shroom is poisonous

Ight instead of the shroom replace it w your dih

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CAUSE ION GOT ONE

Are you implying that if you did you'd smash?

I want free speech, not censorship. The people will not be silence just because you don’t like the things we say! The internet is for the people, not the people-in-charge! Free speech is the right to speak, not the right to be heard! Freedom is not the right to do whatever I want, but rather the right to choose what I can or can’t do! Freedom is just another word for nothing else to lose! I am NOT a basketball player, I am A VOICE FOR THE PEOPLE!!! I will answer your questions, ask them with respect, and I’ll give you an honest answer! I’m not like other famous people, I do not demand your money, love, attention or anything at all. Just be respectful and I’ll do the same! I will give you all of the respect that you give me, no more or less. Treat me like I treat you, like a person and nothing more. The internet gives people the chance to say things about me they would NEVER say to my face. Those people have no sense of self and no self-respect. I’m not here to promote any religion or any political party and I don’t care what side of the aisle you’re on, so let’s focus on that, rather than things that don’t matter to me. I’m a very simple person, so don’t treat me as anything more than that. I don’t know everything, but I know a lot, so ask me anything related to history of the world and you will be surprise, what I know. I want the same from you, tell me what YOU know, not what you think you know, but what YOU know. I do know a lot about myself, so let’s keep the conversation on me, not on the gossiping or rumors. If you want to gossip, go do it somewhere else. I am not some kind of “famous person” who likes attention or demands respect from strangers. I just want to be treated like a normal human being and I will treat you the same.

The Neutralizer

I want free speech, not censorship. The people will not be silence just because you don’t like the things we say! The internet is for the people, not the people-in-charge! Free speech is the right to speak, not the right to be heard! Freedom is not the right to do whatever I want, but rather the right to choose what I can or can’t do! Freedom is just another word for nothing else to lose! I am NOT a basketball player, I am A VOICE FOR THE PEOPLE!!! I will answer your questions, ask them with respect, and I’ll give you an honest answer! I’m not like other famous people, I do not demand your money, love, attention or anything at all. Just be respectful and I’ll do the same! I will give you all of the respect that you give me, no more or less. Treat me like I treat you, like a person and nothing more. The internet gives people the chance to say things about me they would NEVER say to my face. Those people have no sense of self and no self-respect. I’m not here to promote any religion or any political party and I don’t care what side of the aisle you’re on, so let’s focus on that, rather than things that don’t matter to me. I’m a very simple person, so don’t treat me as anything more than that. I don’t know everything, but I know a lot, so ask me anything related to history of the world and you will be surprise, what I know. I want the same from you, tell me what YOU know, not what you think you know, but what YOU know. I do know a lot about myself, so let’s keep the conversation on me, not on the gossiping or rumors. If you want to gossip, go do it somewhere else. I am not some kind of “famous person” who likes attention or demands respect from strangers. I just want to be treated like a normal human being and I will treat you the same.

I aint reading all that

The Neutralizer

I want free speech, not censorship. The people will not be silence just because you don’t like the things we say! The internet is for the people, not the people-in-charge! Free speech is the right to speak, not the right to be heard! Freedom is not the right to do whatever I want, but rather the right to choose what I can or can’t do! Freedom is just another word for nothing else to lose! I am NOT a basketball player, I am A VOICE FOR THE PEOPLE!!! I will answer your questions, ask them with respect, and I’ll give you an honest answer! I’m not like other famous people, I do not demand your money, love, attention or anything at all. Just be respectful and I’ll do the same! I will give you all of the respect that you give me, no more or less. Treat me like I treat you, like a person and nothing more. The internet gives people the chance to say things about me they would NEVER say to my face. Those people have no sense of self and no self-respect. I’m not here to promote any religion or any political party and I don’t care what side of the aisle you’re on, so let’s focus on that, rather than things that don’t matter to me. I’m a very simple person, so don’t treat me as anything more than that. I don’t know everything, but I know a lot, so ask me anything related to history of the world and you will be surprise, what I know. I want the same from you, tell me what YOU know, not what you think you know, but what YOU know. I do know a lot about myself, so let’s keep the conversation on me, not on the gossiping or rumors. If you want to gossip, go do it somewhere else. I am not some kind of “famous person” who likes attention or demands respect from strangers. I just want to be treated like a normal human being and I will treat you the same.

Just eat my footlong at this point

Maybe you’ll actually goddamn learn something for once in your life.

The Neutralizer

Maybe you’ll actually goddamn learn something for once in your life.

I have school in 2 weeks

It'd take a shorter amount of time to go back to school than to read that shit

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no but i did

Your input isn’t important. Mine is.

United Kingdom UK

Why tf are they hidden anyways

Its like hide n seek and halloween had an ugly ass baby

Id rather play either hide and seek or halloween anyways tho

I almost convinced you-know-who to do a thigh reveal

Well you’ll have to tell RapBoat then

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smash or pass

pass

United Kingdom UK

Is it just me or chat is dead asf

yeo up

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Ye ill send u my user add me

ill wire u when i get it

"Normal" chips? Where do you think the english language came from? Lol

United Kingdom UK

"Normal" chips? Where do you think the english language came from? Lol

from george washingtons orgasms while fuckin a bald eagle

Face mcshooty

from george washingtons orgasms while fuckin a bald eagle

Lmao whatt

The Neutralizer

My POV:

smash second on the left and first on the righ t

Face mcshooty

smash second on the left and first on the righ t

I smash all of them

Face mcshooty

merica

More american than an eagle made of plastic chees

Face mcshooty

smash second on the left and first on the righ t

First on the right is😮‍💨

BOOTY$MACKA

First on the right is😮‍💨

idc what u say shes fine

United Kingdom UK

More american than an eagle made of plastic chees

and the flag was still ohhh starr sprinkled banner

god am i live in the most racist country in the world i mean the most free

Face mcshooty

u should come see it someitm e

New york is actually one of my dream cities to visit

United Kingdom UK

New york is actually one of my dream cities to visit

hell yeah watch out for the hobos and mascots

and if u on a train and some dickwad anounces how hard his life is and that u should donate money for em tell em to FUCK OFF 🖕

i gave a ass hat money and then saw him walk into a bar

Face mcshooty

and if u on a train and some dickwad anounces how hard his life is and that u should donate money for em tell em to FUCK OFF 🖕

I wouldve already done that

I gave sone homeless dude in london some money and the next second he has a fucking beer

Face mcshooty

yep fuck the poor people in new york

Yeah,

yeah safe travels when u get to new york

if u see mi lola tells her she wont get her money back

Damn, boi, thought you ran with the Sexans, you a Nyawker?

The Neutralizer

Damn, boi, thought you ran with the Sexans, you a Nyawker?

i dont know what those are

Face mcshooty

i dont know what those are

Are you from Sexas or Nyawk?

The Neutralizer

Do you wear cowboy hats?

some people do yeah

Face mcshooty

im in dallas so im not that texan

its better than austin texas

dallas is fun austin isnt real havent been anywhere other part

oklahoma im just convinced is filled with old people

i aint ever met a young person in oklahoma

not complaining there really sweet people

I copied it to clipboard so that i dont forget to listen to it.

Im so tired of life

i cant do this anymore

ive been to every part of new york mexico Oklahoma Hawaii

United Kingdom UK

I never even visited america

its great

Oogway

i cant do this anymore

whats up bud ?

I just wanna kms tbh

Give me 2 reasons

1:- life is much better outside the WJE world. 2:- people care about you, even if you dont think so, think about your friends, and what im trying to prevent you from doing right now

Everyone treats me like shit

I genuinely feel weird when someone treats me normal

United Kingdom UK

Like whom?

School

Think about the upside of life, and forget the bad side.

im so fucking depressed i dont even want to get up in the morning some days

Man everyone has their ups and downs, even me AND people who are close to you

Face mcshooty

im so fucking depressed i dont even want to get up in the morning some days

I never wanna get up

It physically hurts me to shover

Dk if that makes sense

Oogway

It physically hurts me to shover

HOLD ON i din mean it that way 😭

But like im so tired

That it hurts

Oogway

I never wanna get up

I know it may seem hard to believe it, but everyones life has challenges to overcone

Oogway

That it hurts

i know bud it sucks so much ass

The ppl in my school suck

Oogway

The ppl in my school suck

school itself sucks

Im lonely as shit

Like Deadass that feeling is so ass

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Your gonna be ok

R u good now Kayla?

Oogway

The ppl in my school suck

Dude, i got bullied in school for being autistic, and yet i dont want to kms rn, never though of it actually

United Kingdom UK

Dude, i got bullied in school for being autistic, and yet i dont want to kms rn, never though of it actually

Sry about that

Oogway

R u good now Kayla?

Yes tdy made a month since i tried taking my life, i realized theres reasons to stay

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Yes tdy made a month since i tried taking my life, i realized theres reasons to stay

So glad Kayla

I dont know how to really express myself

I have Social Anxiety

Oogway

I have Social Anxiety

a good way dealing with that is just being online imo

talking with strangers helps me a lot with it

Face mcshooty

talking with strangers helps me a lot with it

I do that

But idk if it helps

i have many online friends

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like me😊

:)

But only boys my age

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I gtg bye yall

Byeee

Im lost in life rn

BUT i watched a very fucking good movie today

Watching Friends with benefits rn

Also fire movie

United Kingdom UK

Glad you enjoyed it

Thanks

Gtg Guys, Thanks

United Kingdom UK

Honestly my english teacher dresses just like that

Only diff is he wears a blue jumper.

Oogway

Gtg Guys, Thanks

if u need help man just talk with stranger on the internet

Face mcshooty

if u need help man just talk with stranger on the internet

Last time i did that they told me to fuck off and that they arent my therapist

Oogway

Last time i did that they told me to fuck off and that they arent my therapist

there dicks then

talk with good strangers like mental problem people on wje

A girl who i talked about serious thing told me to fuck off a week after when i asked her how shes mentally

I know her irl

She toxic af to me

They all make fub of me

Oogway

She toxic af to me

she can go fuck herself

Oogway

A girl who i talked about serious thing told me to fuck off a week after when i asked her how shes mentally

Get better ppl to be friends w bro

Oogway

A girl who i talked about serious thing told me to fuck off a week after when i asked her how shes mentally

You guys should bang!

if they hurt u they can go suck a bag of horse dicks

U got a funny personality u prolly have the most advanced humor on SW

Face mcshooty

if they hurt u they can go suck a bag of horse dicks

But those are yummy

WJE: The Movie!

Thanks!

if i dont get played by jim carrey ill sue

WJE: The Movie!

Thanks!

MAKE ME JACK BLACK

Face mcshooty

if they hurt u they can go suck a bag of horse dicks

Fr

DaRey1Cray

But those are yummy

dead severed aid filled horse dicks

Face mcshooty

dead severed aid filled horse dicks

Hmmmmmm

WJE: The Movie!

But who should I cast as Matt?

God

WJE: The Movie!

But who should I cast as Matt?

morgan free man

DaRey1Cray

U got a funny personality u prolly have the most advanced humor on SW

What a fucking Awesome Conpliment

Thank you sm

Oogway

What a fucking Awesome Conpliment

Np bro u cool as hell

Ye they got their own world on SW

Face mcshooty

so morgan freeman ?

Ight

Oogway

Ye they got their own world on SW

Lmao fr

WJE: The Movie!

Is Matt black?

idk netflix adaptation if he isnt

WJE: The Movie!

Is Matt black?

Nuh

Face mcshooty

idk netflix adaptation if he isnt

😭

United Kingdom UK

This movie is never gonna happen.

Not with that attitude

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I WANNA BE TAYLOR SWIFT

ur black ?

And if it does happen it prolly would be AI

Face mcshooty

ur black ?

Black washed

Bro everyone fucking makes fun of me

DaRey1Cray

And if it does happen it prolly would be AI

idc if im jim carrey

Im scared to interact with ppl

Like thats deadass a issue

Oogway

Im scared to interact with ppl

Build up ur confidence by having small talk w ppl

Oogway

Im scared to interact with ppl

u need to talk with strangers

DaRey1Cray

Build up ur confidence by having small talk w ppl

Ppl i dont know?

Yeah greet ppl here and there it’s alr if they don’t respond

pretend to be social is the number 1 step to being social

Oogway

Ppl i dont know?

Yeah ppl who ur interested in

Oogway

Like thats deadass a issue

Talk with a therapist mbey?

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LET ME BE ROSA PARKS

isnt that the bitch who shouldve been in the back ?

United Kingdom UK

Talk with a therapist mbey?

No cant talk to my parents

Oogway

No cant talk to my parents

interesting

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Reyrey told me to shut :(((

Hehe

Oogway

No cant talk to my parents

Abt a damn therapist

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Ill be ur slave4life

yeah no

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Ill pick ur cotten

😭🙏

Gtg Thanks for everything

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Ill pick ur cotten

🥀

Oogway

Gtg Thanks for everything

Np come back if u need to

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BYEE OOGWAYYYY HOPE U FEEL BETTER

Byeeeee Kayla Thanks

DaRey1Cray

Thug shake for us oogway

See you brooo

DaRey1Cray

SEEYUH

My way of saying goodbye now

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FEIN

NO

Face mcshooty

jim carry

Jack black >>>>

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DaRey1Cray

Jack black >>>>

hell nah jack black aint better then jim carry

Face mcshooty

hell nah jack black aint better then jim carry

Yeah he is he’s STEVE

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AND HES THE GOAT DUM FROM DUM AND DUMMER TOO

Face mcshooty

AND HES THE MASK

Ight that’s lowk gud

But like jack black is him bro

DaRey1Cray

Ight that’s lowk gud

not the second film hell no to that

Face mcshooty

not the second film hell no to that

Yeah yeah lmao

United Kingdom UK

Why does black jack play steve

IDK BRO THEY COULDVE PICKED SOMEONE ELSE

DaRey1Cray

IDK BRO THEY COULDVE PICKED SOMEONE ELSE

Shouldve*

DaRey1Cray

IDK BRO THEY COULDVE PICKED SOMEONE ELSE

the rock frfrf

Face mcshooty

JIM CARREY IS ALSO THE GRINCH ?

Fok

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AND HE PLYS IN THT PEGUIN MOVIE

Oh yeahhhh

Face mcshooty

BRO LEMME BE PLAYED BY JHON LUIGUISMO

John who?

DaRey1Cray

Ye dunno who dat is

this man right here

WJE: The Movie!

Who the hell is that

im so sad

WJE: The Movie!

I casted Jim Carrey to play you

good shit man

United Kingdom UK

Jim Carrey aint comin

knock on wood

DaRey1Cray

WHT ABT ME

I thought you wanted to be Jack Black

United Kingdom UK

Ill knock on my wood-

lol

WJE: The Movie!

I thought you wanted to be Jack Black

Ye

Face mcshooty

hey did u get matt rife to play ethan ?

Yessir

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WHAT ABT ME WJE THE MOVIE?

Who should play you

WJE: The Movie!

Rihanna isn’t an actor

Yeah she is kinda

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SHE PLAYED THE MOVIE HOME

Ye

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Let me be rhianna

shes being played bobby lee

Well this is gonna be a big movie so this would be a big role for someone who isn’t even really an actor

WJE: The Movie!

Well this is gonna be a big movie so this would be a big role for someone who isn’t even really an actor

Ok how abt SANDRA BULLOCK

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Ok how abt SANDRA BULLOCK

Sandra what? 💀

Well chat had a great time to die cuz i have dinner now. Bye chatters

United Kingdom UK

Alright play me as any british actor there is

Tom Holland