So Fat jokes

You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!

The chicken is so fat.

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.

Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.

You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

Bully: You are ugly.

Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Why is Santa so fat?

He only comes once a year.

Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!