So Fat jokes
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Yo mama so fat, COW!