Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Yo mama so fat, COW!
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
Yo mama so fat she sunk the titanic
