Snow jokes
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
Telling jokes is snow problem.
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
Why don’t mountains catch colds?
They wear snow caps.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.