Snow

Snow jokes

My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...

"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"

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  • Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.

    One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"

    The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."

    After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."

    The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"

    After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.

    The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."

    The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."

    The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."

    The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."

    The first kid then says: "I know, right?"

    They then begin a snowball fight.

    The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Snow.

    Snow who?

    Snow use, you wouldn't get it.

    I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?

    In an explosion.

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  • What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!

    Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?

    She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"

    What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?

    Snowballs!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    My friend had no school because of heavy snow.

    Guess you could say it was a snow school day!