What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk walk home š”
What did the zoo say to the snow āļø? Get lost!
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home š was your name on it haha š day a day I was thinking of a good
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but Iām going to be...
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
What is the difference between the snow āļø and sun š? Snow is slippery, and the other kind š§ of weather is not slippery.
What do penguins š§ eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
What is your snow āļø name? X-ray.
What did one snow āļø man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"