Snow jokes

I hate snow. It's white and on my land.

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’ll let it goo!

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

He was snowed in.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel.