Snow jokes

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?

Snowballs!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

My friend had no school because of heavy snow.

Guess you could say it was a snow school day!

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?

Snowballs.

Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?

A: He heard the snowblower coming.

I hate snow. It's white and on my land.

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’ll let it goo!

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

He was snowed in.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel.