Smash Jokes

My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"

The Hulk SMASH!

Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"

My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. 😏

A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging, “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says, “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.

Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

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How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!

When fat people smash it must feel like a huge submarine hitting u

ur smash me so hard i gave her the d

Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?

A: I find your lack of face disturbing.

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

Rocket League!

(Ali A Intro)

I like men.

Wanna smash?

Suck my balls.

I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

This joke sucks terribly.

Honestly just like and leave.

Add me on discord.

IceyTrae#2230

Lebron>MJ

What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?

Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?

Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?

Are you the twin towers because I would smash you

When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox

-smashes keyboard-

I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.

I remarked, "You lazy!"