Smash jokes
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. 😏
A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging, “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says, “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.