Smash Jokes

Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

a Woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.

How is a beer can and a indian the same ? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!

me, smashes mouse after losing a match, everybody at the pet race: :O

When fat people smash it must feel like a huge submarine hitting u

ur smash me so hard i gave her the d

Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?

A: I find your lack of face disturbing

Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street and there lies a body...... what?

when a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox -smashes keyboard-

what did the 19yr say to the 12yr old?!

wanna play Mario smash bros without Mario or his bros

I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out.

I remarked you lazy

How are babies and watermelons similar?

They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides

On 1.April there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor out of sudden directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard he can to the wall. The mother crying and yelling "What did you do ? You killed my Baby !! Why did you kill my Baby ?". The doctor just laughes and says "April april it was already dead".

Hahaha