
Smash jokes
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
smash or pass
A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging, “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says, “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Bro smash or pass check?
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
Smash or pass
Smash
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