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Smash jokes

Baby

    • How are babies and watermelons similar?

    They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.

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    Mario

    • What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?

    Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?

    Car crash

    • A boy and his mother survived a car crash.

    The boy asks his mother, "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."

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    • Self

    • Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

    The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.
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