Someone: I got chickens out there vibin Me: What? oh you mean those over sized chickens that just shows an example of you in real life Someone: . . .
Why do orphan hates family size candy. Because he can't share it with his family.
I got sent to the principles office for giving a orphan kid a family size pack
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
I cut my dick it is all right now and half the size but makes for excellent breakfest
WHY ARE THERE 30 BULLETS IN ONE CLIP? BECAUSE THATS THE AVERAGE CLASSROOM SIZE
Why do american guns only have 30 rounds. because its the average class size
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
your lips are so big it turns the grand canyon side ways
What's the best part of being an orphan? All the chips and many bars are family sized.
Big black ball sacks
Q:Why is it good being an orphan
A:Because the family sized bag is all theres
Why can't orphans go big,when you go big it's considered family size
Why are orphans so lucky? Every crisp packet is family sized
For any bag of chips its considered family size
Whats the only good thing about being an orphan? All snacks are family sized!
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
do you know what is good about being a orphan. every candy bar is family sized.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
