Size jokes

I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.

Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.

What do you call a midget born from precum?

"Half Nut!"

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.