Size jokes
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.