Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
The size doesn’t matter-Ana from frozen
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
If a midget does meth does he get high or get medium
any food a orphan has is a family sized meal
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
