Sisters jokes
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O-negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “So when will I die?” She thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.
Went to my friend's house, fucked his sister.
I had a fun funeral / birthday.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
"Know, know how there."
"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.