Sisters jokes

Hand Job

I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.

Hamster

My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.

Tic-tac-toe

Me: Wanna play a game?

Sister: Ya, what is it?

Me: Tic tac toe.

Sister:?

Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.

Me: Tic tac toe.

Memes

Incest

"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.

"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."

Incest

How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!

Sister

My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."

Divorce

If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?

Abortion

Daughter: "Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?" Father: "Ask your sister." Daughter: "I don't have a..."

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  • Adoption

    Sister: You're adopted.

    Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(

    Accident

    I was thinking of a good accident joke, and I asked my sister. She said, "you."

    Sister

    Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and I feel better.

    Incest

    So Kenny finally found his one true love.

    But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.

    Movie

    *Watches sad movie with family*

    Everyone else: *Crying*

    Sister: How aren't you crying?

    Me: I have no tears left to cry...

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  • Garage

    Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."

    Funeral

    Went to my friend's house, fucked his sister.

    I had a fun funeral / birthday.

    Girlfriend

    What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?

    They're both "sweet home Alabama."

    Luke Skywalker

    What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?

    You better not lay a finger on her!