Sisters jokes

Name

    • Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?

    Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.

    Boy: Okay, Dad.

    Dad: No problem, Brick.

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    • Sisters memes

    Line

    • Pick up lines.

    "One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

    "Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

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    • Bitch

    • So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

    So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

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    • Queen

    • 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.

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    • Draft

    • To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.

    “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”

    “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”

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    • Sister

    • Bf: Do you love me?

    Gf: Most of the time.

    Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.

    Gf:...

    Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?

    Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.

    Bf: Why?

    Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.

    Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!

    Gf: Ohh...

    Nun

    • A bus full of nuns falls off a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them, “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all through the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question.”

    St. Peter turns to the first nun in the line and asks her, “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister responds, “Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger...” St. Peter says, “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so.

    St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says, “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment...” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so.

    Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun, “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds, “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”

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    • Robot

    • Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

    Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

    Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

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    • White

    • White comedy week:

    Monster Truck Monday

    Trailer Park Tuesday

    White Trash Wednesday

    Take Your Sister Out Thursday

    Fox News Friday

    Storm the Capitol Saturday

    Say You’re Sorry Sunday

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