my sister is so annoying she won 10000$to go to hel
why do sisters hate u?
because ur their favorite step brother:P
My sister says I’m annoying , or that’s what i read in her diary.
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Dad- Son do you want to play roc’ ‘‘em soc robots?
Son- sure, let me get it from the closet
Dad- No, bring your sisters, just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Why does sisters have to be in a relationship because you don’t have to worry about your car
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
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A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. ”
St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister Responds “Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger...” St. Peter says “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so.
St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment...” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so.
Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sisters, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughter. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk, fowl language is for chickens!
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry ... So I threw a carrot at her
My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.
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my sister reminds me of 911 one moan of OMG got everyone's attention.
My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying
Q. There were 2 sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named? A. Denephew.
