Sisters jokes

Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?

Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.

Boy: Okay, Dad.

Dad: No problem, Brick.

Sister: I don't want to do it, but...

Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.

Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.

If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be ME!

My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...

So I threw a carrot at her.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.

Bf: Do you love me?

Gf: Most of the time.

Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.

Gf:...

Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?

Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.

Bf: Why?

Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.

Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!

Gf: Ohh...

My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

What do tampons and your sister have in common?

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.

What’s worse than finger banging your sister?

Finding your dad’s wedding ring.

Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.

My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.

Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.

Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?

A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.

Why do sisters hate you?

Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P

My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.