Sister jokes

My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?

Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

Lionel: AHHHHHHH

I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.

Sister: You're adopted.

Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(

Why did Johnny cry?

He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.

My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.

When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

Your sister is your mother.

Your father is your brother.

You all shag one another.

The Inbred family.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!

Red: snooore, snoooore

Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*

Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*

Chuck VS RED

Both LOSE!

Why is a nun called a nun?

'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)

My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.