Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Radiohead had to remake Fake Plastic Trees after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier? “He/he.”
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death? The HIV test results.
When Chris brown herd he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman
Stop the cap
What do you call a priest who became a singer Michael Jackson
Look, Bono is a great guy. But shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Why foes Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise. Because of all the boys he'll see.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What is Michael Joseph Jackson favorite town? Boise
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan
He has family ties
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
