He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
