What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror
sydney drake is hot ⛓🖤🥺😩
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
whats michael jacksons favorite drug? CRACK
What do you call a spanish toilet. Elton John
your favorite artist must be reahana the way ur forehead shnes bright like a diamond
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school. Because he's dead. 😁
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
[concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: woo ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium
Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty -eight year olds?
Cuz there is Twenty of them.
one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts
Why did the Michael Jackson cross the road
To get to the opera
