What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school. Because he's dead. 😁
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
[concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: woo ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts
