Similarity

Similarity Jokes

What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA? The class divides.

Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms? Because everything they do is in vein Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".

what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.

What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman ? You fix both with a coat hanger.