A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot he tell the assassin my wife’s been cheating on me I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick, when they arrive they wait the man asks why he hasn’t taken the shot the assassin says I know how I can save you $1000
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away? Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger😂
i was playing warzone last night and i shot my team mate that said they were emo and when i shot him another player did and it said assist kill
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile. Nothing.
Im black when a a cop see's me he shoots
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
A news headline read: A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight He was in the infantry
More cops died from covid than anything else last year hahahaha
They should have shot covid instead of Tyrone on the microphone lmfao
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "did you see that?" She says "yes", so the man shoots her. He leaves the bank and sees a couple, he asks "did you see that?" "No but my wife did!" The husband said.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, i said: "Hey can i borrow that?" he says "yes" me over here walking to the cashier and saying: "goodbye" he screams: "HAVE MERCY!" I say: "No not to you, to me. say goodbye" he says: "No don't shoot yourself" it was to late.
I either want to hang, stab, or shoot myself. I'm dying to choose.
tv: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED farther: Guns cause all these problems! Kid playing fnaf security breach *bang* *Bang* Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Imagine your new playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1:shoot someone Option 2:suicide
Me: aren't they the same thing?
Kid at wish I wish I could be Batman doctor okay shoots mum and dad doctor I guess now you’ll have to be gay you wanted to be like Batman
what is an emo girls favorite map in halo....... hang em high
if the noose breaks, stab yourself! If the knife is dull, shoot yourself! if the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
How do you stop a school soother from killing you? Tell him you don’t believe in dog
As tragic as school shootings are - it's also a quick way to a late term abortion
