Shooting jokes
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?