Q: why are school shooting jokes funny
A: because their intended for a young audience.
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points? Bcz he was on a kill streak.
So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi
what do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
why are nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets? cuz thats how many kids are in a class
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
After the drive by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
1,2 I have a gun 3,4 I am in a school 5,6 Everyone on the ground
Twinkle Twinkle there’s a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
Guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells:who the fuck fucked my wife. Everybody silent for a second then the bartender said:mate you ain't got enough bullets
there was a animal on my porch then i shot in the head it was strange that it had coffee in its hand, i flipped it over and it was an animal but it looked a lot like my kid.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you then they wake you up and say let’s team up like wtf
why cant juice wlrd play call of duty zombies
because he cant handle all six perks
say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
Mom where are we going To your grandma's funeral Yeah cus i 360 no scoped that bit** in the face.
