Shooting Jokes

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!

Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:

Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.

A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon.He tells those who believe in god to stand up and leave.To the children who don't leave ,he says ,"Do not worry my children,I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.

Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?" Guy: that's probably because your S I N G L E

As tragic as school shootings are - it's also a quick way to a late term abortion

One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

what was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?

bullets

I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience

why are nazis so good at soccer?

Because they're so good at shooting

What are American Schools

Shooting ranges

What are the best shooting ranges in america?

Schools

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem ui with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android