I was gonna do a school shooter joke but it was aimed at younger audiences.
what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What’s a school shooter’s favourite flower?
why was the kid not able to cross the hallway? answer: the school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway
Teacher: I’m sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I’ll show you my own 74 Classroom: visible panic
Teacher: What month is it? Quiet kid: AUG-ust Classroom: visible concern
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a dance party.
What do you call a Circus Show? A School shooter
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays pumped up kicks
Hippity hoppity the school shooter spotted me
This isn’t a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
We don’t have school shooters we have special ed breeches
When the school shooters finally leaves your class room but then the autistic kid next you sketchers light up
What’s a school shooters favorite anime
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom and you think your in the clear but the Down syndrome kid says “goodbye”
What is a school shooter’s favorite animal??
A Desert Eagle
a student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick and the guy was about to nut. the school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone
Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
So there was school shooting in Florida why didn’t the shooter just go to Disney…sorry i just work there and I’m trying to get people to come on down.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid
Depends who’s shooting
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.