When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
😐😑
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
One day the teacher said, "There are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. How many are left?" The teacher calls on lil Johnny. "None," the teacher said, "no but try again." Lil Johnny says, "None, because if you shoot one the rest get scared and leave." The teacher said, "Not quite, but I like the way you think."
Lil Johnny then says, "Alright teacher, I have one for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench, one's sucking it, the other is licking it, and the last one is biting it. Which one is married?" The teacher then says, "The one sucking it, of course!" Lil Johnny then says, "No, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think!"
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
