Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
A student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick, and the guy was about to nut.
The school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone.
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
