Shooter jokes
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
The school shooter when the cops show up be like:
"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
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When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.