What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid while the shooter tries to shoot him the emo kid dodges the bullets like the matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots him self.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms:K a l m
When the autistic kid's sketchers light up: P A N I K
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team? A school shooter
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.