What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
Shooter Jokes
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
