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True fact: school shooters aren’t dangerous to you if your the school shooter

What are Russia's favorite netball positions?

Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid while the shooter tries to shoot him the emo kid dodges the bullets like the matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots him self.

I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene. He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.

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So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m

When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k

When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms:K a l m

When the autistic kid's sketchers light up: P A N I K

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.

What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team? A school shooter

What do you call a white kid at the back of class? A school shooter

Anyone else think high school musical would of been a better film with a school shooter

Why did a school shooter get banned of a game server?

He was caught aimboting.

Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here

i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there