Shoelace jokes
How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.