Shes jokes
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.
She won't talk to me anymore.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
Memes
when she says its her first time by u feel the presence of the past dihs inside her
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.