Shes jokes

My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.

The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"

My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.

A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Why do trans women go by she/her?

Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.

Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?

Because she can’t hear the sea.

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?

Because she’s dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she is a girl.

Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!

One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.

She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...

What did Sally do when she got home?

Cry because she has no arms.

I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.