Shes jokes

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.

How'd she burn the other side? They called back.

My girlfriend's a porn star.

She'd kill me if she found out.

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.

My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.

She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.

A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.

“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.

“It’s because God made you special,” she said.

“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”

My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.

I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.

Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?

She can clean her crack and sell it again.

My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.

I dated a furry once.

The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.

I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?

She thought she was black.

My sister told me a joke.

All she said was "my life."

Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."

For all of my musicians out there!