Shes jokes

A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.

A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.

“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.

“It’s because God made you special,” she said.

“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”

My girlfriend's a porn star.

She'd kill me if she found out.

My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.

I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.

Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?

She can clean her crack and sell it again.

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.

My sister told me a joke.

All she said was "my life."

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.

Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?

She thought she was black.

So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."

For all of my musicians out there!

I dated a furry once.

The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.

Why do nuns walk in groups?

So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".

My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jack undressed, and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.