Shes jokes

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!

Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.

She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

Bitch: Nice eyebrows.

Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?

Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!

What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.

Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?

She ended up under the doc[tor].

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"