Shes jokes

Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.

I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

Me and a girl went on a walk...

Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!