I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
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I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
