Shes jokes
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
Memes
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My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.