Shes jokes
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Memes
when she feels 21 yrs old
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
She (DYM 110)
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.