Shes jokes

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.

When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.

Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?

She couldn't find the 11.

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."