Shes jokes

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?