Shes jokes

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.