Shes jokes

Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.

She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.

Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?

Exactly, cuz she's a woman.

Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?

Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.

Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.

How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?

She lost her taste.

Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.

Your mama is so nasty.

She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.

Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."

What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

Nothing, she was hung over.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!