Shes jokes

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don’t care if she has one.

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?

Because she always gets a Royal flush!

Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.

We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.

Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?

Because she can listen to call music.