Shes jokes

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.

So she gave me a hug.

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.