Shes jokes

Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?

Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.

"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"

"I'm a butcher," he replies.

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."