Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Shes Jokes
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
