Shes jokes
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Memes
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.