So one time I was with my girlfriend crazy right but we were doing a tictok eye fallow challenge and she pulled up a pick of where Stacy for in to the spider verse and I look some were I shouldn’t and she smacked me and I changed to the rock and you know where she looked wtf right in the no no square and since she was a girl all I could do was sit back and watch
One knight a guy asked his wife were she wanted to eat she said Chinese food so he flew her to china the next night he asked her what she wanted to eat she said Indian food so he flew her to India the last night he said what do you want to eat and she said she wanted nothing so he flew her to Africa
Yo mama so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone
Yo mum is so fat when she weared yellow the kids thought they missed the bus
Yo mum is so small that when she saw the titanic she called it the size of the neatherlands
Yo mum is so ugly when she looked in the mirror it cracked
Yo mum is so fat when she saw the titanic she called it small
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken🐔
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped
yo mama so fat she sat next to everyone on the plane
Your roblox friend counts two 10 but she doesn't count to too, Then roblox says: "Dam. Your roblox friend cant count."
your mum is so ugly she tried to join a ugly competition they said sorry no pervecinoals
Yo mama so dumb she failed lunch.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Yo mama so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing Let It Go.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
She responds: “see that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “but mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Officer don’t arrest me she said she was 5 in dog years
