Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.
Shes Jokes
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."
My girlfriend's a two, but she's turning three tomorrow.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you."
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
