Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
yo mama so fat she went to space and there was no space left
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
Yo mama so fat that when I buried her she made the earth round
My girlfriend's a two, but she's turning three tomorrow.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Thatโs the ugliest baby that Iโve ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off โ go ahead, Iโll hold your monkey for you."
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said...... Cuckoo coo chew#Owl๐ฆ
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks she thought she could buy a star
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Doughnuts was a basketball team.
yo mama so fat she classified as a whole solar system
yo mama so fat she can't go up the elevator, she can only go down
yo mama so stupid that when she went to the super bowl, she brought a spoon
A man's daughter comes home from school and asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
The father replies, "No, it's too late at night."
The daughter says, "C'mon, Dad. I'll do anything."
The dad says, "OK, suck my dick."
The daughter says, "No, that's disgusting."
The dad says, "You want the car. You said you'll do anything."
The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth, she stops and says, "Eww, Dad, your dick smells like shit."
The dad replies, "Yeah, well, your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago."
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty conpeition they said no cause they didn't want professionals
