Shes

Shes jokes

Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?

Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.

I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.