Your mum is so fat that she toke a spoon to the supercool
Yo mama is so fat when she walking down the street there was cracks all over the sidewalk
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample
Yo mamas so fat when she sat down there was a big earthquake
Yo Mamas so fat, that everytime she goes on a elevator it goes down
what do helen keller after she killed 10 people? helen killer
yo mama so karen that when she went to hell she asked satan for the manager.
what did Cinderella say wen she got to the ball guu
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican? Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunatley, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
there is this little boy and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?" She replies with, "These are my headlights." He looks down and says mommy what's that? she says that my garage. so he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says what is that? the dad says this is my snake. later that night he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams mommy, mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage, Daddy's snake is trying to get in!
Your mama so ugly that when she stood on the scale it said to be continued
Hola soy Dora do you see Donald Trump That’s right he’s at my house and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him so she was Walled alive
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary. Because she was straight into Jesus
Yo mama so dumb she asked how much a free sample was.
Yo mamma so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind", she said, "One small step for world domination"
Your mom so fat that when she stood on a scale it said."We need an actual person not an Elephant."
yo mama so stupid , she ate the aplle phone you gave her.
yo moms so old she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
Yo mama's so dumb she waited until the stop sign to turn blue. Yo mama's so fat when she got pregnant she failed to the earth's core.
