She jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
say hello to my little princess. isnt she beutifull?? xx
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.