She jokes
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.